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Monday, December 27, 2004

Target Shoppers Beware!

I'm sure many of you have shopped at Target within the last week, and I have some things that ALL of you need to consider in your net excursion out to the red and khaki world. Take every bit of advise seriously cause it is coming from a girl who has worked there for 3 and a half years!!!

~ If you don't want to buy the yellow tube socks, then don't pick them up and cary them to the register. We have to stay and put them away at the end of the night!
~ If asked if something needs to go in a bag, that means we don't think it needs to and we don't want to put it in a bag.
~ If you buy a greeting card what is the purpose of a card bag when you have an envelope?!
~ Lipstick is sealed for a reason.
~ Clothes are also folded for a reason.
~ Gift cards are found at the end of the check lanes!
~ Carts go back in the cart corrale, not in the middle of the floor, pushed by the cart corrale, or left at the end of the lanes.
~ If you don't want something you picked up, do not put it on the top of the pop cooler!
~ Buy the pop before you drink it.
~ Do no pull items one at a time out of your cart and watch the prices. Get it all up there while you are waiting for the person ahead of you and then watch them as they get rung up.
~ We HAVE to ask if you want to save 10% by applying for a Target Visa, or we loose our jobs!
~ We need you to take you pop, water, EVERYTHING out of your carts to get them rung up!
~ Clothes do not hang themselves back on the hanger.

Please enjoy your next trip to Target :)

1 Comments:

Blogger Yeo said...

Hmm, maybe I should go to that big Target store in Minneapolis and misplace items. And then get b ags for each little item, and drink my pop before I go through the line.
Then I'll leave my cart in the way of the next customer.

Do you want to go with me?!?!



I'm absolutely just kidding.

Only hours til TCX :) See you soon!

6:44 AM  

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